英文版本小笑話

關(guān)于笑話，歷史早期，人們以口相傳，后來(lái)有了文字，許多笑話便被記載下來(lái)，編書(shū)成冊(cè)。隨著近十年網(wǎng)絡(luò)飛速發(fā)展，隨之出現(xiàn)了網(wǎng)絡(luò)笑話，網(wǎng)絡(luò)流行語(yǔ)，給力大全，手機(jī)笑話，雷人語(yǔ)句等，促使笑話發(fā)展到一個(gè)新的階段，今天要給大家分享的幾則經(jīng)典幽默的英文小笑話，希望可以給大家的生活增添不一樣的色彩。

英文版本小笑話

1. Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà).

“看,”哥哥說(shuō),“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”

“是啊,”弟弟說(shuō)道,“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中,只有媽媽和孩子.那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

哥哥想了會(huì)兒,然后解釋道：“很明顯,他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄.

2. A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

Bartender: "That should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!"

一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。 酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"

酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"

男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的較后一天。"

3. Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.

Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.

丈夫：在娶你進(jìn)門(mén)之前，我從來(lái)沒(méi)有想過(guò)要存錢(qián)。

妻子:那現(xiàn)在呢?丈夫：現(xiàn)在我在想，要是沒(méi)有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢(qián)。

4. Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!

牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)不要再叫了，我都還沒(méi)有挨著你的牙齒啊!

病人：但是，親，你可知道，你踩到我腳了!!!